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2018 Classic: Thanos (Avengers

Infinity War): Why did everyone feel so thin in 2018? Because Thanos snapped his fingers and proved that even if you’re a superhero, you’re only one “I don’t feel so good” away from being a pile of dust.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger06/08/1997 04:23M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle12/10/2007 01:49What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@XFiles_Spooky_M10/08/2008 23:06Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Leave_Britney_A10/05/2013 04:54Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Keyboard_Cat_P06/25/1996 07:38Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Hide_The_Pain_H05/22/2006 14:39I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Harambe_Memories07/03/2014 22:07Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

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