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2018 Legacy: The Bryce Harper Free Agency

Why was he wearing a different hat every day? Because he was waiting for $300 million and a contract that lasted until the year 2031.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro02/10/2008 08:41Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Resident_Evil_Z10/06/2005 12:03Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/02/2006 18:49I see funny people... everywhere!
@Agent_Smith_0107/03/2009 00:41It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green07/19/2008 22:56Super green! Hilarious!
@Big_Snatch_Boris04/10/2004 21:18Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs03/17/2005 06:11Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Hamster_Dance_X02/27/1999 06:31Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Protoss_Pylon12/02/2006 18:17You must construct additional laughs!
@Evolution_Dance08/24/1995 00:17The history of humor in one post.

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