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2019 Classic: The “Contractor” in Erbil

Why the $250k salary? Because guarding a “Technical Support Cell” in 2019 requires a very specific set of skills and a lot of air conditioning.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Woody12/22/2004 15:37There is a joke in my boot!
@Memento_Guy06/25/2008 19:57Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Old_School_Frank04/22/1999 04:16We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Dancing_Baby_9610/07/2003 17:20Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Best_Viewed_IE407/28/1999 18:12Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Infoseek_Explorer02/03/2003 18:33Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

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