Why the $250k salary? Because guarding a “Technical Support Cell” in 2019 requires a very specific set of skills and a lot of air conditioning.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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