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2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner

 Why did the blonde try to send a “U-Haul” to the International Space Station? She heard the astronauts were “stuck” and thought they just needed a bigger truck to get home.

Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator01/06/2002 17:15Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Harry_Potter_0107/28/1995 14:49Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings02/07/1998 05:21One joke to rule them all!
@Married_With_Kids08/25/2003 07:22Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Iron_Man_Tony08/15/1997 18:34I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Transformers_OP10/29/2001 05:30Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Anchorman_Ron10/08/2009 23:18I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Success_Kid_Win10/03/2004 12:51Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Neopets_Trader06/11/2011 10:28Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Forever_Alone_X12/25/1995 05:27At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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