Why were the teen girls screaming? Because “What Makes You Beautiful” was on repeat, and they were convinced that Harry Styles was currently eating a turkey somewhere in England.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Delulu is the Solulu" Trend
Why did the niece think she was going to win the lottery on Black...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.