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2012 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2012

Why did we build a basketball court? To prove that “Peace” is just a “Three-Pointer” away from reality.

Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory04/18/2012 16:34Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@SpiceGirls_Fan03/14/2015 10:18Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Pentium_Power06/30/2010 17:53My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Firewall_Wizard05/19/1999 18:33Letting this joke through the port.
@Memento_Guy01/16/2011 21:54Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Pedro_For_Pres12/13/1998 05:44Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Digg_Submitter_0510/05/2005 08:59Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Evolution_Dance09/05/2015 16:47The history of humor in one post.
@Cool_Story_Bro05/24/2012 14:32Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat02/13/1998 21:37Heh heh heh. Good one.

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