A guy asks for “God-like” service. The bartender ignores him for an hour.
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Espresso
A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »
2024 Archive: The Coaster
A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.