One, but they’re terrified to touch the bulb in case it’s actually a vanilla sponge.
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
This is why we need the internet.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
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The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.