2023 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
Why did The Whale win? Because turning Brendan Fraser into a 600-pound man is a feat of engineering that required more silicone than a tire… Read More »2023 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
2022 Legacy: The Elon’s Sink
Why did the lawyer sue the sink? For “unauthorized entry into a corporate headquarters without a signed visitor agreement.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Elon’s Sink
2022 Archive: The Metaverse Real Estate
“I bought a virtual mansion next to Snoop Dogg!” “Great. Can we virtually sleep in it? Because the bank is calling about our very real mortgage.” Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The Metaverse Real Estate
2021 Classic: The Gen Z “Middle Part” Enforcer
One, but the bulb is cancelled if its filament has a side part. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot… Read More »2021 Classic: The Gen Z “Middle Part” Enforcer
2021 Classic: The BlackBerry “Final, Final, Final Goodbye”
Why was the manager crying? Because the “End of Life” for the services finally arrived, and his keyboard felt lonely. Part of the 75 Office… Read More »2021 Classic: The BlackBerry “Final, Final, Final Goodbye”
2021 Vintage: Frances McDormand’s Wolf Howl
Why did she howl during her speech? To prove that winning three Best Actress Oscars officially grants you the right to be the weirdest person… Read More »2021 Vintage: Frances McDormand’s Wolf Howl
2021 Vintage: The Apple AirTags
Why was the traveler talking to his suitcase? Because he hid an AirTag inside and now he knew exactly which basement in Heathrow his bag was living… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Apple AirTags
2020 Vintage: The “Virtual” Drafts
Why was the NFL Draft in a basement? Because Roger Goodell read names from his house, and we all got to judge Bill Belichick’s dog… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Virtual” Drafts
2019 Legacy: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Lifestyle Coach!” “Great, tell this guy his chakras are aligned before he passes out.” Part of the 58… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Emergency
2018 Archive: A Quiet Place
Why did we stop eating popcorn? Because in 2018, John Krasinski convinced us that one crunch would bring a monster into the theater. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: A Quiet Place