Why was the NFL Draft in a basement? Because Roger Goodell read names from his house, and we all got to judge Bill Belichick’s dog sitting at the computer.
Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Victor Wembanyama "MVP" Talk
Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his ...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pat Mahomes "Voice"
Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »
2025 Archive: The LeBron & Bronny Duo
Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
2025 Classic: Wrexham in the Championship
Why was Ryan Reynolds crying (again)? Because the Hollywood-owned...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
A joke for the end of the world.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Waddle on over and read this!
Heh heh heh. Good one.