This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:
A Golden Retriever.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I see funny people... everywhere!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading this.
so simple but so effective. i love short blonde jokes.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
literally me trying to fix my computer yesterday. total blonde energy.
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.