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1999 Legacy: The Matrix Glitch

 “I had a glitch in the Matrix today.” “What happened?” “I thought I saw my wife smiling, but it was just a reflection of her seeing my credit card statement.”

Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus11/01/1996 01:03What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Encarta_Explorer07/04/2015 14:38I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@SpiderMan_Peter05/11/2001 08:33My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Rewritable_CD10/10/1995 04:00I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Donny_V_ShutUp06/14/2013 01:44Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@CatDog_Alone08/10/2014 14:49One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Chain_Mail_Hater10/02/2014 15:21I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@StumbleUpon_User08/30/1997 06:10I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Trogdor_Burn08/03/1996 04:53Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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