“I had a glitch in the Matrix today.” “What happened?” “I thought I saw my wife smiling, but it was just a reflection of her seeing my credit card statement.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
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The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!