Q: Why is the cow always smiling?
A: It’s in a good mooood I guess!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
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Why do cows wear bells?
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
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Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
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Dad: No...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
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Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
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Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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