Why was Dad still talking about it? Because “Starman” was still out there in his Roadster, and Dad felt his old sedan was “basically a spaceship” if you ignored the check engine light.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Hacked" Stuffing
Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Turkey
Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
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Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
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2025 Legacy: The "Dream-Ads" Scandal
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Shut up and take my laughter!