2020 Legacy: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Office Password
Why was it “Quarantine2020!”? To remind us of the year the walls closed in. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social Distancing” Edition… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Office Password
2018 Classic: The Scared Bird
Why did the woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a “splitting” headache. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition… Read More »2018 Classic: The Scared Bird
2018 Classic: The “Low IQ Individual” Jabs
Why were they so common? To remind everyone that in 2018, “Standardized Testing” had been replaced by “Standardized Insulting.” Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Low IQ Individual” Jabs
2018 Vintage: The Tesla in Space (Orbiting)
Why was Dad still talking about it? Because “Starman” was still out there in his Roadster, and Dad felt his old sedan was “basically a… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Tesla in Space (Orbiting)
2017 Archive: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the shop for a new case. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Archive: The Monkey
2017 Legacy: The Bean
I’ve “been” here since the first tweet. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my digital portfolio. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Maria Sharapova Return
Why were the other players so grumpy? Because she returned from her suspension and immediately got a wildcard to the US Open, proving she was… Read More »2017 Classic: The Maria Sharapova Return
2016 Legacy: The Ant
I’m “working” on my medal count. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified