I’m “working” on my medal count.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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2025 Classic: The Jam
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124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025)
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188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008)
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2025 Vintage: The Onion
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162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You" & Twttr Edition (2006)
In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Soda
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2025 Classic: The File
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199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009)
The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
There is a joke in my boot!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.