2017 Archive: The Monkey

I’m “swinging” by the shop for a new case.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

@BBS_Veteran09/04/1997 05:36Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Zelda_Link03/24/2009 16:44It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Quake_Fragger07/23/2009 22:21M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Brazil_Terry_G12/18/2006 14:10Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball05/10/2012 05:58Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Karate_Kid_Wax04/29/2014 22:52Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Better_Off_Dead07/20/2001 12:32I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@David_After_Dent06/16/2000 07:34Is this real life? Or is it just funny?