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1996 Archive: The Jerry Maguire

 My wife looked at me and said, “You complete me.” I said, “Show me the money,” and now I’m sleeping on the sofa.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Grant03/11/2002 07:34They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@DotCom_Survivor05/30/2006 03:23I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Reservoir_Joe08/03/1995 06:02Professional humor for professional people.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/23/2006 06:11Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr03/30/1997 09:31The magic man... is laughing!
@Double_Rainbow_G08/23/2013 12:07What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Safari_Surfer12/07/2007 15:48A wild laugh appeared!
@Streamer_Pro_9904/08/2002 13:37Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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