Why did the woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a “splitting” headache.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.