2016 Archive: The Girl on the Train
“I saw something shocking from the window!” “Was it a crime?” “No, it was the price of gas at the station near the station.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Archive: The Girl on the Train
2016 Classic: The Sia
“Cheap Thrills.” I told her I don’t need money to have fun. She said, “The electric company disagrees, Greg. Pay the bill.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Sia
2016 Vintage: The Pokémon GO Peak
Why did the traveler walk into the cockpit? Because there was a Dragonite on the pilot’s dashboard and he had to “Catch ’em all” before takeoff. Part… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Pokémon GO Peak
2015 Classic: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the mid-2010s aesthetic. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The American Sniper Tension
Bradley Cooper and a fake baby. I’m still stressed about the sniper part, though. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive.… Read More »2014 Archive: The American Sniper Tension
2014 Legacy: The John Wick Pencil
I’ll never look at a Ticonderoga #2 the same way again. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Queens of the Stone Age “…Like Clockwork”
Why the dark mood? For Josh Homme returning from the brink of death to make the most beautiful and heavy album of his career. Part… Read More »2013 Classic: The Queens of the Stone Age “…Like Clockwork”
2012 Legacy: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using a robotic arm.” “Does it have ‘Auto-Pilot’?” “No, but it has a ‘Selfie’ mode.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Surgeon 2
2012 Classic: The Gmail “New Compose”
Why was the clerk screaming? “Where is my full screen?! Why is my email in a tiny box in the corner?!” Part of the 80… Read More »2012 Classic: The Gmail “New Compose”
2012 Archive: The File
I’m “storing” my memories in a lead box. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified