Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
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