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Why did the blonde put sugar under her pillow?

I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:

She wanted to have sweet dreams.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put sugar under her pillow?”

  1. User_155
    User_155 [Human Verified]

    omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.

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