I told her the country is divided. She said, “The only ‘civil war’ here is between you and the instruction manual for the new grill.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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