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2024 Classic: The Civil War Movie

 I told her the country is divided. She said, “The only ‘civil war’ here is between you and the instruction manual for the new grill.”

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken02/10/2014 18:56Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Fresh_Prince_Will04/26/2007 04:16Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Finding_Nemo_Dory06/30/2015 11:29Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Broadband_Newbie06/26/1995 17:55Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan10/20/2015 00:54Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Talladega_N_R05/05/2003 02:33If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Confused_Travolta03/23/1995 07:11Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@PopUp_Blocker_X09/29/2002 15:50I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Web_2_0_Fan10/29/2008 04:43This is the future of humor!
@Streamer_Pro_9903/16/2003 00:55Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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