2000 Legacy: The Farmer
Why did the farmer win an award? He was “outstanding” in his field. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Farmer
2000 Archive: The 21st Century
What’s the first rule of being a lawyer in the 2000s? Never work for anyone who pays in “equity.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: The 21st Century
1999 Classic: The Best Song Performance
Why did Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey sing together? To prove that the stage was big enough for two divas, provided the high notes were… Read More »1999 Classic: The Best Song Performance
1999 Archive: The Nokia Belt Holster
Clipping a brand-new, indestructible mobile phone into a heavy leather pouch attached directly to a braided belt, ensuring it stays right next to the orthopedic… Read More »1999 Archive: The Nokia Belt Holster
1997 Classic: The Boogie Nights Boldness
Why Mark Wahlberg? Because he successfully transitioned from a rapper in underwear to a serious actor by playing a guy who… well, also spent a… Read More »1997 Classic: The Boogie Nights Boldness
1997 Legacy: The Parrot Part 4
The parrot sees the guy’s new digital camera. “Hey Steve! Now you can take pictures of your failures and save them on a floppy disk!”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Parrot Part 4
1997 Vintage: The Lemon Drop
A lemon drop walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re sweet, but you’ve got a sour attitude.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Lemon Drop
1996 Vintage: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus Breakthrough
Why did she finally win? For Elaine Benes, the woman who taught America that “Get Out!” is a term of endearment accompanied by a violent… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus Breakthrough
1996 Legacy: The Telescope
I bought a telescope. The first thing she did was look through it to see if the neighbors were dusting their blinds. Part of the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Telescope
1995 Legacy: The Garbage Debut
Why Shirley Manson? For proving that “I’m Only Happy When It Rains” was the official anthem for anyone who wore too much eyeliner and worked… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Garbage Debut