2002 Classic: The Star
I’m a dreamer. I’m just “beaming.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I’m depressed.” “It’s just 2002. Everyone is depressed because the tech bubble burst.” “I want a second opinion!” “Okay, you also have a terrible… Read More »2002 Archive: The Second Opinion
2002 Legacy: The Catch Me If You Can
“I’m a master of disguise!” “I can see you hiding behind the refrigerator trying to avoid the tax man, Frank.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Catch Me If You Can
2001 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Burt Reynolds for Driven? For proving that while years have passed since Striptease, his choice in roles still hurts just as much. Part of the 36… Read More »2001 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2001 Classic: Britney’s Orange Gown
Why was she the talk of the carpet? Because she proved that even if the Grammys don’t give you a trophy, you can still dominate… Read More »2001 Classic: Britney’s Orange Gown
2001 Vintage: The A.I. Artificial Intelligence
A movie that made me feel guilty about how I treat my old Tamagotchi. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The A.I. Artificial Intelligence
2001 Vintage: The GameCube
It’s purple and has a handle. My wife said it’s the only purse I’m allowed to carry. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The GameCube
2001 Vintage: The Economic Recession
Why was it so short? Because in 2001, Americans were told that “Shopping” was a patriotic act—and we took it very seriously. Part of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Economic Recession
2001 Archive: The Bartender’s Tip
“If you want a fast drink, don’t ask for a Mojito.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Archive: The Bartender’s Tip
2000 Legacy: The Farmer
Why did the farmer win an award? He was “outstanding” in his field. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Farmer