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2002 Classic: The Star

 I’m a dreamer. I’m just “beaming.”

Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher12/21/2011 09:36As if! This is too funny.
@Scream_Ghostface06/29/2004 00:56Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Judge_Dredd_Law10/20/2010 06:13I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green02/22/2000 21:38Super green! Hilarious!
@Wild_Thornberry09/08/1995 19:54Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Napoleon_Dyna01/24/2002 00:01Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Old_School_Frank09/07/1999 04:56We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@PopUp_Blocker_X09/30/2006 09:21I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Friendster_Ghost08/04/2007 10:35Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Llamas_With_Hats08/10/2002 11:03Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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