2000 Legacy: The Farmer

Why did the farmer win an award? He was “outstanding” in his field.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

A labracadabrador.read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9610/14/1995 09:55Found a real treasure with this one.

@Lycos_Dog12/31/2010 04:57Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@ICQ_Flower02/22/2012 07:07The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Modem_Meltdown10/23/2007 17:24My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Fight_Club_Member12/18/2010 06:24I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/03/1999 04:51Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Woman_Yelling_C02/03/2009 07:55The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob04/12/2010 10:38The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Last_Commenter08/05/1995 22:27Saving the best laugh for last!