I’m “buzzing” with every notification.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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I am crying... with laughter!
There is a joke in my boot!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
High five for this joke!
Waddle on over and read this!