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2013 Classic: The “Thrift Shop” Macklemore

Why was the BBQ attire so “grandpa-chic”? Because Macklemore made us all believe that spending $20 on a floral shirt from 1974 was the height of fashion.

Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Independence” Edition
In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade (MCU) Wait (Again)
Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Post-Social" Era
Why was the BBQ so quiet? Because everyone was "Deep-Posting"—sen...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4 Mega-Minions
Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition
In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »
2024 Archive: The "Houdini" Dua Lipa
Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »

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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User01/04/2010 15:49I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@SpaceJam_Fan11/13/2010 01:55Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Thundercats_Ho06/20/1996 00:32Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Wayne_World_Ex10/23/2003 06:39Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@About_Dot_Com08/13/2009 07:57The human guide to online humor.
@Gaia_Online_Gold06/29/2015 22:27Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Epic_Fail_Guy11/29/2004 06:30This joke is an Epic Win!
@No_Way_Jose03/08/1997 06:33No way! That’s too much!

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