2021 Vintage: The Scared Tree
Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.” Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given”… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Scared Tree
2020 Archive: The Force Majeure Boom
Why was 2020 a “gold rush” for contract lawyers? Because “an act of God” is much easier to bill for when everyone agrees the world… Read More »2020 Archive: The Force Majeure Boom
2019 Legacy: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the mystery of the multiverse. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: John Wick
Chapter 3: Why was he fighting with a book? Because in 2019, Keanu Reeves proved that “breathtaking” people can kill you with literally anything in a… Read More »2019 Archive: John Wick
2019 Vintage: The 2019 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Galaxy”? Because between Space Force and Hypersonics, we realized the next war is going to be fought where… Read More »2019 Vintage: The 2019 Final Vibe
2019 Legacy: The “Graveyard” Halsey
She’s still moody, she’s still talented, and she’s still 2019. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Global Launch of TikTok
Why was everyone dancing in public? Because Musical.ly merged into TikTok, and suddenly 15 seconds was all you needed to become famous, or at least… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Global Launch of TikTok
2018 Vintage: The Houston Rockets 27 Missed Threes
Why did the Warriors win Game 7? Because Houston missed 27 straight three-pointers, a statistic so bad it should be taught in “What Not to… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Houston Rockets 27 Missed Threes
2018 Classic: The Honey
I’m “stuck” in a rift. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The “Fire and Fury” Rhetoric
Why was the 2017 “Red Phone” between Washington and Pyongyang so hot? Because for the first time, a nuclear standoff felt like a high-stakes Twitter… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Fire and Fury” Rhetoric