2019 Legacy: The Egg

I’m “cracking” the mystery of the multiverse.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

@ModemWarrior04/07/2002 02:18I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@WAP_Navigator11/11/2010 10:06Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@SpiceGirls_Fan01/23/1997 00:02Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@OfficeWorker_9910/15/1999 00:16I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/12/2012 02:18That still only counts as one laugh!

@Hamster_Dance_X06/27/2009 18:00Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Chocolate_Rain08/27/2014 20:22I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@First_World_P04/09/2007 10:35My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Harambe_Memories03/27/2002 00:13Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).