Chapter 3: Why was he fighting with a book? Because in 2019, Keanu Reeves proved that “breathtaking” people can kill you with literally anything in a library.
Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What is this? A joke for ants?
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
A wild laugh appeared!
This is the future of humor!
Taking a photo of me laughing!