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2019 Archive: John Wick

Chapter 3: Why was he fighting with a book? Because in 2019, Keanu Reeves proved that “breathtaking” people can kill you with literally anything in a library.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
 Why was 2025 the "year of accountability"? Because the legal sys...read more »
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
 Why was an airline slogan the song of the summer? Because social...read more »
2025 Classic: JoJo Siwa’s New Look
 Why was she on Celebrity Big Brother? Because in 2025, JoJo deci...read more »
2024 Classic: Furiosa
 Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
In 1998, the world was obsessed with asteroids hitting Earth, a b...read more »
2024 Archive: Snoop Dogg at the Olympics
 Why was he at every event? Because in 2024, Snoop became the uno...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
 Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy
 Why was Ryan Gosling a stuntman? Because in 2024, Hollywood want...read more »
2024 Classic: Caitlin Clark
 Why was everyone watching women’s basketball in 2024? Because Ca...read more »

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2024 Archive: Glen Powell
 Why was he everywhere? Because in 2024, between Twisters and Hit...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Breaking The Internet” Edition
In 2014, we were all freezing for a cause, watching a selfie take...read more »
2024 Vintage: JoJo Siwa (Karma)
 Why was she wearing black face paint and spikes? Because in 2004...read more »
2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling at the Oscars
 Why was everything pink again? Because "I'm Just Ken" at the 202...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zoolander_Derek04/03/2014 09:45What is this? A joke for ants?
@Napster_Search03/28/2015 13:32Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Green_Day_Fan08/08/1997 10:55Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo11/20/2001 10:44Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Guestbook_Signer09/26/1998 19:00Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Safari_Surfer02/04/2002 20:17A wild laugh appeared!
@Web_2_0_Fan12/18/2014 22:21This is the future of humor!
@Selfie_King_0510/11/2009 11:28Taking a photo of me laughing!

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