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2018 Vintage: The Houston Rockets 27 Missed Threes

Why did the Warriors win Game 7? Because Houston missed 27 straight three-pointers, a statistic so bad it should be taught in “What Not to Do” classes.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy08/22/1998 18:46Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@OfficeWorker_9909/13/2001 08:27I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Net_Addict_200010/13/1996 00:05My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@SoundBlaster_AWE05/20/2001 15:20Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Ghostbusters_V03/03/2011 04:06Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

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