Why was the “Schumacher Era” over? Because a 24-year-old Spaniard in a blue Renault drove so fast he made the red Ferraris look like they were looking for a parking spot.
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In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!