Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!