Why did the “Old Taylor” die in 2017? Because she realized that snakes could be turned into jewelry and that writing a “Look What You Made Me Do” anthem was the best way to handle a feud.
Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Michael Jackson Mystery
Michael Jackson visits an elementary school. He walks into a clas...read more »
2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl
Why was the 2025 Super Bowl halftime so intense? Because Kendric...read more »
2025 Classic: The End of 2025
Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the w...read more »
2025 Vintage: Katy Perry in Space
Why did Katy Perry go to space in 2025? Because after years of s...read more »
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition
In 2009, we lived through the end of an era and the start of a di...read more »
2025 Classic: Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
Why was there a "national debate" over denim in 2025? Because Sy...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Aura" Kid
Why was a toddler on a boat a global star? Because his dance had...read more »
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2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
Why is everyone saying "It’s not clocking to you" in 2025? Becau...read more »
2024 Classic: The Year 2024
Why did it feel so fast? Because we spent the whole time "shakin...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
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