2022 Archive: The Final Result

I did a BeReal at 3 AM while eating shredded cheese over the sink. 0 likes. My wife commented: “I can see you from the bedroom. Stop.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »

@Starship_Troopers08/10/2003 19:53I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei07/23/2015 20:03You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Party_On_Garth10/06/2004 04:00I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Charlie_Unicorn09/23/1995 22:45We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Opera_User_9910/01/2012 18:41Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

@Wall_Post_Hero08/27/1997 01:25Posting this to my own wall right now!