Why did a Turkish drone get its own music video? To prove that in 2022, “Electronic Warfare” includes catchy melodies that make the enemy’s air defense look like a high-budget comedy.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!