2024 Classic: The Cybertruck Delivery
Our neighbor got one. I told her it looks futuristic. She said, “It looks like a dumpster that’s trying too hard.” Part of the 60… Read More »2024 Classic: The Cybertruck Delivery
2023 Classic: The “Greedy” Tate McRae
She’s leading the 2000s-pop revival and I’m currently doing a hair flip in the gym locker room. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Greedy” Tate McRae
2023 Classic: The Carlos Alcaraz Wimbledon
Why was the “Old Guard” nervous? Because Alcaraz beat Djokovic in a five-set final, proving that the 20-year-old Spaniard is the real heir to the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Carlos Alcaraz Wimbledon
2023 Classic: The Cleaning
She brought a digital scanner to the guest room to check for “dust particles with a bad attitude.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Cleaning
2022 Legacy: The Laptop Resolution
Why was “1440p” the sweet spot? Because 4K was too expensive and 1080p was “so 2019.” Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2022 “ChatGPT… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Laptop Resolution
2022 Legacy: The Coaster
A guy tries to use the coaster to scan a QR code for a menu that’s actually on a chalkboard. Part of the 53 Bar… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Coaster
2022 Vintage: The “Total Force” Reality
Why the Ukrainian Reservists? Because they proved that a “Civilian” with a two-week crash course and a NLAW is a “Strategic Asset.” Part of the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Total Force” Reality
2021 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
Why Got to Be Tough? Because Toots Hibbert left us with one last masterpiece and the Academy said “Thank you.” Part of the 37 Grammy… Read More »2021 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
2021 Vintage: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to have in the group chat. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Mushroom
2019 Archive: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Sparkle” emoji look like a threat. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok”… Read More »2019 Archive: The Chat Room