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2023 Classic: The Carlos Alcaraz Wimbledon

Why was the “Old Guard” nervous? Because Alcaraz beat Djokovic in a five-set final, proving that the 20-year-old Spaniard is the real heir to the tennis throne.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve10/26/2007 19:43Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam03/05/2004 06:12I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Prestige_World_W12/29/2011 00:04Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Dancing_Baby_9608/26/2006 05:11Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@No_Way_Jose01/11/1995 02:08No way! That’s too much!
@Believe_It_Or_N01/17/1996 03:57I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Android_Bot_9905/19/2002 11:11Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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