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1998 Classic: The Armageddon Movie

 “Why is the Clinton scandal like the movie Armageddon?” “Because it’s a giant rock (The Starr Report) heading for D.C., and the only way to stop it is to send a bunch of roughnecks (The Senate) to blow it up.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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