Why the Ukrainian Reservists? Because they proved that a “Civilian” with a two-week crash course and a NLAW is a “Strategic Asset.”
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
The stars are aligned for this joke.