Why the party? Because we all spent December 21st listening to music and realizing that the only thing ending was our phone battery from tweeting about the “Apocalypse.”
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style, Channel Orange & The EDM Explosion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
Why the cowboy hat? Because Posty officially became the new face ...read more »
2025 Archive: The GTA VI Soundtrack Fever
Why the synth-wave? Because the first tracks from the Vice City r...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Megan Thee Stallion “MEGAN”
Why the anime? The rapper turned her anger into power and proved ...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2007 “Umbrella, In Rainbows & The Nu-Rave Glow” Edition
In 2007, the music industry felt like a sci-fi movie. Rihanna bec...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Oasis Reunion Miracle
Why now? Because the Gallagher brothers apparently looked at thei...read more »
2025 Archive: The Dua Lipa “Club Future” Era
Why the space-disco? Because Dua took "Radical Optimism" to the m...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2018 “God’s Plan, This Is America & The Shallow Fall” Edition
In 2018, music became a visual and social battleground. Drake was...read more »
2024 Legacy: The GloRilla “Glorious”
Why "TGIF"? The energy made Memphis rap the official soundtrack o...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Tortured Poets Department” Lockdown
Why 31 songs? Because Taylor decided two discs weren't enough to ...read more »
35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2000 “Survival, Nu-Metal & The Britney Domination” Edition
The year 2000 was like a giant end-of-the-world party that never ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Oasis “Live ‘25” Resurrection
Why the silence? Because everyone was too busy waiting in a virtu...read more »
2025 Legacy: The SZA “LANA” Release
Why the 3-year wait? For the long-promised deluxe version that tu...read more »
2025 Archive: The Paramore “Grammy Year”
Why the independence? For the band proving they are better, tight...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jack White “Electric Blues”
Why the return to the riffs? For Jack proving that a fuzzy guitar...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
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