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2011 Vintage: The “Jar of Hearts” Christina Perri

 The official song for when you’re finally over that guy who treated you like a hobby.

Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User05/29/1999 02:12I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Scream_Fan_9604/28/2009 03:10What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Melrose_Place_Fan07/30/2013 17:30Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Campus_King04/20/2008 12:56The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Motherboard_Max02/18/2008 04:49This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Courage_Dog11/05/2003 14:40The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Leet_Speaker_7706/29/1996 11:057h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Maplestory_Kid03/19/2006 03:29@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut03/07/2011 04:16My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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