2019 Classic: The Draft Beer
“Real, cold, and 100% CGI-free.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Sparkle” emoji look like a threat. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok”… Read More »2019 Archive: The Chat Room
2018 Vintage: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2017 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2017
Why did we build a solar farm? To prove that “Green Energy” is the best way to power a village that still doesn’t have a… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2017
2016 Legacy: The Horse
I’m “stable” for the next patch. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: Zootopia
Why was the sloth so slow? Because in 2016, Disney used a DMV-working sloth to represent the exact speed of our internet connection when we… Read More »2016 Vintage: Zootopia
2016 Legacy: The Nobel Prize for Bob Dylan
Why the literature? For the moment the world finally admitted that lyrics are poetry, even if Dylan didn’t show up to the party to collect… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Nobel Prize for Bob Dylan
2016 Classic: The Cleveland Browns 1-15
Why were they happy? Because they won a game on Christmas Eve and avoided the 0-16 shame (for one more year). Part of the 51… Read More »2016 Classic: The Cleveland Browns 1-15
2015 Classic: The Left Swipe
“Why is our dating life so quiet?” “Because you keep left-swiping everyone who doesn’t have a puppy in their profile. We’re married, Kevin. Focus.” Part of the… Read More »2015 Classic: The Left Swipe
2015 Vintage: The Bring Me The Horizon “That’s The Spirit”
Why the umbrella? For the metalcore band going full stadium-rock and ruling the charts. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Bring Me The Horizon “That’s The Spirit”