2011 Vintage: The Launch of Kindle Fire
Why did the book become a tablet? Because Amazon wanted to fight the iPad by selling a 7-inch screen for $199, which was basically just… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Launch of Kindle Fire
2010 Legacy: The Winamp “Lite”
Why was the IT guy crying? Because the “Llama’s Ass” was finally being put out to pasture by Spotify. Part of the 83 Office Groaners:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Winamp “Lite”
2009 Classic: The Star
I’m “twinkling.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Scarf
I’m “wrapped.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: Kanye West vs. Taylor Swift
Why was the toast so awkward? Because just as Grandma started to say grace, Uncle Jim grabbed the wine glass and shouted, “Yo Grandma, I’m… Read More »2009 Archive: Kanye West vs. Taylor Swift
2008 Archive: The Internship
Why was the intern happy? He was told he’d be “managing assets,” which meant he was cleaning out the offices of the bankrupted partners. Part… Read More »2008 Archive: The Internship
2008 Legacy: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school board refused to invest in any form of digital reading material. Part of the 36 School… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Heavy Textbook Strain
2007 Vintage: The Windows Screen Saver Trance
Sitting perfectly still on an office chair for twenty minutes, completely hypnotized by the Windows “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Windows Screen Saver Trance
2007 Vintage: The Barry Bonds Home Run Record
Why was it a 2007 debate? To prove that in America, even our “Heroes” have a “Steroid” asterisk next to their names. Part of the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Barry Bonds Home Run Record
2007 Archive: The Old Fashioned Revival
“Make it like they did in the 60s.” “So, with a lot of smoke and zero HR policies?” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Old Fashioned Revival