1996 Classic: The Infomercial Host

“But wait! Change one light bulb now, and we’ll send you a second one—absolutely free!”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber09/29/2009 14:22So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Men_In_Black_J02/09/2001 07:57Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Marla_Singer_Fan08/15/1996 07:54A joke for the end of the world.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan10/31/1995 12:16OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Llamas_With_Hats03/05/2001 13:27Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!