Why was the 1995 party dangerous? Because after three beers, every Uncle in America thought they could do the Macarena, leading to more lower-back injuries than actual firework accidents.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
We created a monster... of a joke!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
We are many. We are laughing.