2000 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why The Slim Shady LP? Because the Grammys decided to welcome the chaos with open arms (and a lot of bleeping). Part of the 37… Read More »2000 Classic: Best Rap Album
2000 Archive: The Road
Why did the road go to the gym? To get “paved.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Laptop Bag Style
Why did everyone look like they were carrying a small suitcase? Because the “Millennium” laptop bag was 4 inches thick. Part of the 73 Office… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Laptop Bag Style
2000 Legacy: The First Date
What did the lawyer ask? “Are you currently involved in any active litigation, or are you looking to start some?” Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2000 Legacy: The First Date
1999 Vintage: The Blair Witch Hype
I paid ten dollars to watch 90 minutes of shaky footage and a close-up of a guy’s nose, and now I’m afraid of sticks in… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Blair Witch Hype
1999 Vintage: The Martini Shake
The bartender shakes a Martini so fast he creates a rift in time. Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Martini Shake
1999 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers using long wooden sticks with deep velvet bags attached, making it completely impossible to see if someone dropped in a twenty-dollar bill or… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
1998 Vintage: The AOL Chat
“What’s the most common password in D.C. in 1998?” “HILLARY-IS-SLEEPING.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The AOL Chat
1998 Legacy: The Coconut
I’m a survivor. I’m just a tough nut to crack. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Armageddon Movie
“Why is the Clinton scandal like the movie Armageddon?” “Because it’s a giant rock (The Starr Report) heading for D.C., and the only way to stop… Read More »1998 Classic: The Armageddon Movie