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1999 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion

The ushers using long wooden sticks with deep velvet bags attached, making it completely impossible to see if someone dropped in a twenty-dollar bill or a shiny copper penny.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Kernel_Panic_9802/10/1995 03:20This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Tank_Operator07/09/2015 17:29Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Bam_Margera_Fan03/31/2001 14:08Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan11/13/2011 19:12My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Ultima_Online_V04/29/2012 03:03Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Me_Gusta_Face11/19/2008 08:16Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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